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"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."

"I just don't do it.
I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for
normal people.
People who aren't special. People who don't have
tiger blood & Adonis DNA".

"I am on a drug. It's called
Charlie Sheen.
It's not available. If you try it once, you will
die.
Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen."

"Winning, anyone? Rhymes with
winning. Anyone?
Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make the rules.
Oops!"

"I am battle-tested
bayonets, bro."

"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just
winning
every
second and I'm not
perfect and bitchin'."

"Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls."

"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns."

"They lay down with their
ugly wives and their ugly children and just
look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say
"I CAN'T PROCESS IT,"
well, no, you never will, just stop trying.
Sit back and enjoy the show."

"You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom.
That's the whole movie. That's life."

"WINNING!!"

"I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,
most of the time,
and this includes naps.
I'm an F-18, bro."

"Oh wait, can't process it.
Losers.
Winning.
Buh bye."

"I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target.
It's over. There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

"There are parts of me that are
Dennis Hopper."

"I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed.
From the prom queen."

"The only thing I'm addicted to right now is
winning."

"I'm not Thomas Jefferson.
He was a pussy."

"I have a disease?
Bullshit.
I cured it
with my brain."

"You borrow my brain for like
five seconds and just be like,
dude
can't handle it... unplug this bastard."

"What's the cure?
Medicine?
Make me like them?
Not gonna happen."

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
Now what?"

"They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice,
it's just love"

"The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anybody could
survive."

"I have a different brain, a different heart...
I've got tiger blood man."

"Dying's for fools"

"You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party"

"Normalise it!!! Normalise it!!!"

"I blinked and I
cured my brain"

"Can't" is the
cancer of happen.

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, look like
droopy-eyed, armless children"

"I exposed people to
magic"

"That's how I roll. I have one speed, one gear...
Go!"